Hope for Tomorrow

Once upon a time, America was in trouble. The economy was weak. Innui (told you I was a nerd) invaded our souls. Thus, America's moral was at an all-time low. But then, out of the Windy City came a Savior. A Savior that was to provide us with hope.





That Savior...Jan Terri:





My feeble mind can't even begin to comprehend this total awesomeness. Questions linger:

1) Where are all the people that Jan and her man are waving at?
2) Why does Jan totally remind me of "Hair Bear?"
3) Why is Jan dancing in front of some sort of sewage pipe?

These deep questions will probably never be answered.