Joe Friday: Unlucky Edition

So, it's Friday the 13th, and we all know what that means. Black cats. Broken mirrors. And G.I. Joe fan movies. Alright, so a G.I. Joe fan movie might not be unlucky, but it sure is painful.

I especially like the Baroness, who for some reason sounds like a cross between Dracula and a carnival fortune teller. Be warned. This movie is a cliffhanger. You're just going to have to bide patiently until the next installment.