Joe Friday: Customized

I've had to face the fact that I could never be an artist. Frankly, my brain in no way communicates with my hands. Thus, to try to create the following would be impossible:



A genious by the name of Dr. Vile has created his very own GI Joe/Transformer hybrid. And it is absolutely insanely amazing!!




Are you paying attention, Hasbro. This is something the kids are going to want.



Even the evil Cobra Commander is impressed!!

Mighty Adorable Transformers

If you don't find these little guys cute as a button, then your heart is made of impervious stone!!

They're Transformer Mighty Muggs!!


Fighting the evil Decepticons has never looked so cute.


Sure he'll blow your head off with his laser canon; but one look at his adorable little face, and you won't care.


Ahhh...sweet as a bug in a rug.


The only sounds coming out of this guy are sounds of darlingness.

Oh Boxing Day

So, now that Christmas is gone for another year, I thought I'd turn my allegiance to England. You see, they have this holiday today called boxing day. I think it has to do with worshipping shipping containers or something.

Anyway, here's my ode to the box:









God bless us everyone.

A Christmas Snarl

Based on past experience, I've learned that Grandparents can fall on either end of the spectrum when it comes to Christmas presents. Come Christmas morn, I could either open a gift containing a new sweater, or I could be opening up:

Snarl!!





My eyes did a Tex Avery moment, and then I got the shakes. Dear Lord. My grandparents had just gotten me a freaking Dinobot!!



The miraculous part was that I hadn't even asked them for one. Some sort of divine Providence led them to pick out this EXACT gift. And, so, for all I cared, they could give me a bounty of socks for the rest of my life.