If this isn't the most nerdworthy story EVER!!
HOLYHEAD, Wales -- A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- aka Master Jonba Hehol -- with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones -- known as Master
Mormi Hehol -- bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
You can read this shocking story in its entirety
Do we really want to live in a world where two Jedi can't worship in peace without the Sith Lord coming around and messing it all up with his evil darkness? I say, no.