As a kid, I wanted to be one of two things when I grew up: Engineer or Ninja. Unfortunately, I became neither of these. However, perhaps I would now be a world class ninja, if only the following were available to me in the 80's:
It's a gosh darn replica of Snake Eye's sword!! Imagine dressing all in black and creeping around the neighborhood with this bad boy. My foes would cower before me in terror.
Now, I could go for the offically licensed sword at $250.00. Or, I could purchase the knock-off version for $40.00.
Unfortunately, I believe Storm Shadow would then own me when my sword broke in two.