Be Good for Goodness Sake!

Look, we all know that Santa is some sort of huge mutant elf with a heart of gold. But, please, don't get on his naughty list. In addition to getting screwed out of a butt-load of toys, Santa just might lay a little smack-down on your behind:



You see that kids. Not even a highly trained mall cop can keep Santa off of a would-be shoplifter. You are warned.